今日の仕事はあまりにも早く終わってしまった…![kao-a14.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a14.gif)
![f01.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/f01.gif)
この日僕は昼食を持参するのを忘れ、お腹も空いていた。。
ヒデさん「岡ちゃん、腹減ったな。コンビニでカップラーメンでも買って食うか。」
この誘いが地獄の始まりだった。。。
魁ブログファンの皆様こんにちわ、岡木寸です![kira01.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kira01.gif)
![te01.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/te01.gif)
お腹空くと周りを見ずに行動してしまいますよね…![kao-a09.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a09.gif)
今回コンビニで見つけた地獄がこちら・・・!!!
![20190722_161437](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_161437-e1563785642191-225x300.jpg)
『ペヤング超超超大盛GIGAMAXマヨネーズMAX』![kao-a13.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a13.gif)
何故こんな物を食べたのか…
経緯は簡単。。ヒデさんにハメられたんです(泣)![kao-a14.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a14.gif)
![kao13.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao13.gif)
![kao-a14.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a14.gif)
っていうのは冗談でして、コンビニでじゃんけんして負けました![te01.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/te01.gif)
![down.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/down.gif)
単に…罰ゲームです!!
吹っ掛けたのは僕です!!!!!!
(笑)
さてこのペヤング只者ではありません![kao-a10.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a10.gif)
成人男性一日分のカロリーをこの一個で摂取出来る代物です…![kao-a11.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a11.gif)
全てにおいて量が基地外!!!![dokuro.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/dokuro.gif)
![20190722_162253](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_162253-e1563785658820-225x300.jpg)
うわっ…、まさにファットフード。。。![buta.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/buta.gif)
![20190722_162514](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_162514-300x225.jpg)
![20190722_162529](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_162529-300x225.jpg)
これ、食べなくちゃいけないんですね![kao-a09.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a09.gif)
(食べる前に胸やけしてくる…
)
そして地獄の昼食がはじまりました。。。
![20190722_162721](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_162721-300x225.jpg)
食べ進めますけどなかなか減らず、辛い顔をしていると…
ヒデさん「おぉおぉ、辛そうだなぁ!差し入れしてやるよ。」
![20190722_163017](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_163017-e1563785689657-225x300.jpg)
ん゛~…余計なお世話のありがた迷惑チョイス!!!(怒)![kao-a15.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a15.gif)
お茶だろ~、そこはお茶にしてくださいよ…![kao-a19.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a19.gif)
でも勿体ないのでありがたく頂きました!
![20190722_163011](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_163011-e1563785674923-225x300.jpg)
(笑)![icon_lol.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
膨れる腹に炭酸で更に膨れ上がる腹が限界付近に達した頃、
ようやく完食![kira01.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kira01.gif)
![kao-a12.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a12.gif)
![20190722_165244](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_165244-300x225.jpg)
もうお腹はパンパン![kao-a13.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a13.gif)
![f01.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/f01.gif)
地獄でした![dokuro.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/dokuro.gif)
僕の予想外の完食に悔しそうなヒデさん![kira01.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kira01.gif)
![kao07.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao07.gif)
その顔を尻目に…
![20190722_165251](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190722_165251-300x225.jpg)
(食ってやったぜ!)![kira01.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kira01.gif)
![spoon02.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/spoon02.gif)
この後、…更に地獄を見ました![kao-a14.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a14.gif)
もう暫くは地獄を見たくない岡木寸がお送りしました![kao-a14.gif](https://www.sakigakeyusou.com/60004377/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao-a14.gif)